Saturday, April 7, 2012

When Choosing Friends ...

When choosing friends, consider all the variables that matter in the context of successful relationships. Start with this question: "Does my potential friend own a drift boat?" If the answer is "no" then proceed to carefully analyze all other variables (i.e. trustworthiness, sense of humor, oral hygiene) before committing to the obligations of friendship. If the answer is "yes" then bribe your way onto potential friend's boat with a cooler full of expensive beer and cheap "pink-slime" sausages. After the float, propose marriage if you live in a state that will sanction the union.

What the hell is wrong with the anchor ... Ahhhh ... Frozen ball o' anchor rope, gets ya' every time.
This fish was only 13" long ... Shawn held it really close to the camera
Not sure if Shawn Photoshopped himself into a photo of my fish or if my fish is Photoshopped into a picture of Shawn ... result is the same I guess.
The only decent fisherman on the river ...
Would you believe this fish was actually 32" long ... Shawn has HUGE hands.
Yes, I have an adipose fetish ... I am so ashamed.
Not only did I talk him into rowing all day ...

All the cool kids sold their Clacks and bought Hydes ... @#$% the cool kids.


6 comments:

Robin Hill said...

Like the close up of the trout, great perspective. Looks like you got a nice guide trip there, shore lunch, no oar time etc. Sounds like a great trip.

Shaq said...

I don't know, he looks kinda sketchy to me...

Jim McClellan said...

Beautiful fish and terrific writing! (In Florida, the only trout we have are the saltwater variety.) Thanks for sharing.

flypredator said...

Hey, guys with canoes count too... right?

BKill said...

Indeed they do Drew ...

Justin said...

You need to check out an Adipose drift boat so you can further that adipose fetish.